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Science-denying anti-masking two-year-old banned from United Airlines

Trump supporting anti-science COVID denying two-year-old rightfully kicked off a plane

Over the weekend, a Trump supporting anti-science COVID denying two year old got kicked off an airplane (before taking off). As we all know, masks prevent the spread of COVID and anyone denying that fact should be classified as what they are – a biological terrorist.

This mandate goes without discrimination with exception for celebrities, politicians, and left-wing public figures. Let this be a lesson to science-denying Trump supporters nationwide – if you refuse to wear your mask, you can and will be denied services.

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