Netflix announces upcoming release of Charlie Brown Kwanza special

Shia LaBeouf to star as the first black Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown’s Kwanza Special is coming to Netflix!

Featuring the voice talent of Shia LaBeouf as Charlie Black and Brown, Sarah Silverman as the Little Nappy-Haired Girl, and a non-verbal, non-binary, neurodivergent persyn of fur as the voice of Snoopy, A Charlie Brown Kwanza will sow feelings of transgenerational victimhood and racial animosity into the hearts of Black and Indigenous POC children around the world.

Watch the Peanuts gang gather in the streets of Chicago to light the Kwanza Menorah before committing a drive-by shooting against their rivals, the Latin Kings. Take a knee as Peppamint Patti (Debra Messing) and Marquis (Ellen Page) loot a Gucci store in the name of George Floyd. And raise a first in solidarity with BLM as Pig Pen (the sole Caucasian character) screeches about white supremacists and Andy Ngo.

Available to Netflix subscribers from December 26th to January 1st. ✊🏿

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