COVID Vaccines administered to congress first

Congresspersons Lives Matter Most

Finally the ray of hope we have all awaited is here: the Biden Vaccine, developed by Dr. Jill Biden and other top scientists, is here! To be fair about things, congresspersons of color were given the first doses, then transgender members, then other Democratic Socialist congress persons, democratic governors, and big city Democratic mayors.

The reason for this is obvious. Congress has done such an amazing job for all of us during the 2020 that they obviously have to be safe, so that they can continue to attend important congressional sessions via Zoom. The same holds true for key Democratic governors like California’s Gavin Newsome and Michigan’s socialist strongman Gretchen Whitmer. Honestly, every sane person in America knows that the Democratic Elite is far more important than the rest of us. Only a handful of racists still complain about their “rights”, but they have (or will be) eliminated from social media so we won’t have to listen to the whining.

For the rest of us, we can look forward to the same leadership from Congress that we have enjoyed all year.

Diversity is our strength. Orange man bad.

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Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.

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