Eric Swallwell kicks Marjorie Taylor Greene out of Congress

Inappropriate speech and having inappropriate relationships cited

BREAKING: (Xinhua News Agency). In an exclusive interview with Xinhua News Agency today, Representative Eric Swalwell (D-CA), announcer he is suspending further talks on stimulus checks until Representative Marjorie Taylor Green is removed from the Congress (Also called “The Peoples House”). Swalwell and a representative from the Chinese Embassy made the joint announcement at the French Laundry, an approved Party eatery. “Enough is enough, she is a national security threat”, explained Swalwell.

Diversity is our strength. All dissent must be silenced. Orange man bad.

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