by Neville Percival Croft
NPC Daily has obtained irrefutable evidence PROVING Donald Trump incited the January 6th insurrection that triggered the anxiety of several Capitol Hill Police officers and saw persyn of congress Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez raped by confessed Zodiac killer Ted Cruz.
“Now we know why Trump was really banned from Twitter and OnlyFans, senior NPC Daily reporter Neville Percival Croft told NPC Daily. “How fortunate I managed to uncover this evidence the very morning I am to testify before Congress about my own harrowing experience that day. I have it on very good authority that Drumpf is finished this time.”