NPC Daily uncovers irrefutable PROOF of incitement to insurrection

The evidence is clear: Drumpf is finished this time

by Neville Percival Croft

NPC Daily has obtained irrefutable evidence PROVING Donald Trump incited the January 6th insurrection that triggered the anxiety of several Capitol Hill Police officers and saw persyn of congress Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez raped by confessed Zodiac killer Ted Cruz.

“Now we know why Trump was really banned from Twitter and OnlyFans, senior NPC Daily reporter Neville Percival Croft told NPC Daily. “How fortunate I managed to uncover this evidence the very morning I am to testify before Congress about my own harrowing experience that day. I have it on very good authority that Drumpf is finished this time.”

Brave grey reporter receives emotional support as xe testifies before the House Select Committee on the January 6th Attack. July 2021, colourised.

Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.
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