Muppet Theybies is the most progressive children’s television show to date

This is the future of children's programming

Muppet Babies is getting a makeover, much to the delight of progressives eager to introduce other people’s children to the strict mystery that is gender.

READ: I failed to put my son on hormones so now he thinks he’s a boy

Rebranding as Muppet Theybies, the show aims to instill within three-to-eight year olds the values of social justice exemplified by contemporary civil rights leaders like Shaun King and George Floyd.

Through the characters of Fozzie the Furry (voiced by Seth Rogan), Gonzo the Jew (Elliot Page), and Mx. Body-Positive Piggy (Amy Schumer), children will be groomed into exactly the kinds of voters upon which the future of Our Democracy depends.

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