President Clinton levies credible accusations against Governor Andrew Cuomo

Cuomo calls encounters "technically consensual"

BREAKING: Former President Bill Clinton has accused New York Governor Andrew Cuomo of inappropriate sexual advancements.

Cuomo denies the allegations, insisting the encounters were “technically consensual” and that he has behaved the same way towards former Vice President Al Gore in the past.

Cuomo: “I did not have sexual relations with these gentlemen in my home office. Every one of our liaisons occurred while we were vacationing on Epstein Island. And anyway, I identify as a pansexual, which means you have to respect my right to touch anyone I goddamned please.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: Hunter Biden has now come out with a #MeToo story of his own, prompting the White House to call for Cuomo’s resignation.

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