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Federal immigration judge rules border control unconstitutional

Landmark victory for open borders advocates

A federal judge has just ruled U.S. immigration law racist and unconstitutional because it disproportionately affects persyns of Latinx.

“It’s about time we saw some social justice for the persyns of illegal re-entry community,” immigration attorney Andy Kuntz told NPC Daily. “For too long they have been facing an uphill battle when it comes to acquiring free taxpayer-funded housing, healthcare, childcare, education, food stamps, iPhones, and UBI. They’ve been made to feel unwelcome in our country and, uh, that’s just not okay.”

READ: “No Representation For Racists” — Cori Bush and AOC team up to strip Republicans of voting rights

NPC Daily joins Lawyer Andy in applauding this landmark ruling, and we look forward to importing more brown labor so that our youth needn’t be forced to work entry-level positions but can instead focus on pursuing lucrative careers in gender studies and feminist dance theory.

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