Coronavirus

Kamala Harris calls for womxyzn to be exempt from Fauci Ouchie mandates

"The right of women to make decisions about their own bodies is not negotiable"

Vice President Kamala Harris is clapping back at the newly-announced vaccine mandates, insisting womxyzn should not be held to the same standards as men.

“The right of women to make decisions about their own bodies is not negotiable. The right of women to make decisions about their own bodies is their decision, it is their body.” • Vice President Kamala Harris

Per the mandates, federal employees and employees of federal contractors are required to get the jab — regardless of whether the latter have ever set foot in a federal building or were even aware that their employer does business with the federal government.

Non-contractors will receive comparatively less tough love from Uncle Joe, as they have the option of weekly COVID testing to avoid a fine of $14,000 per employee. Unless they have fewer than 100 employees, in which case they won’t receive any tough love at all. Yet.

But Kamala isn’t having it. Vaccine hesitant from start because the new non-immunity-producing vaccines were developed under the evil authoritarian regime of orangemanbad, Kamala feels that forcing a womxyzn to surrender her bodily autonomy to the State is textbook patriarchy.

She is now calling for a womxyzn exemption, and Biden isn’t happy.

“This is not about freedom or personal choice, this is about protecting yourself and others,” he told Journalist Excellence Worldwide affiliate Cooper the White House Intern. “Here’s the deal, I’m running out of patience, and if the maid or whoever the hell she is won’t help us beat the pandemic, I’ll use my power as president to get her out of the way.”

When Cooper relayed this comment to Kamala, she began cackling wildly.

Mandatory injections with experimental pharmaceuticals is the only way we can beat this pandemic. But not a single health expert has yet come forth demanding womxyzndatory injections, so it would appear the science is indeed on President Harris’s side.

Reprinted with permission from Cinch News.

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