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Trump threatens to nuke North Korea and kill millions of innocent children

Let’s be honest with ourselves. North Korea isn’t a threat, never has been a threat and never will be a threat. We’ve never had a problem with North Korea just like we’ve never had a problem with Muslims. Yet President Trump thinks it’s a swell idea to threaten the peaceful democracy of North Korea with nuclear strikes for literally no reason.

Trump is trigger happy and wants to start a nuclear war. Donald Trump just hates North Korea because North Koreans are not white people like him. It’s sickening!

UPDATE: Kim Jong Un from North Korea allegedly threatened to nuke Guam, a US territory. Well.. obviously North Korea is kidding and has no intentions of bombing anyone. North Korea is just like ISIS – a peaceful organization that’s systematically oppressed by straight white American males.

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