The State Department’s special envoy to Haiti resigned his post on Thursday after issuing a scathing rebuke of the Biden Administration’s handling of Trump’s border crisis.
“You cannot deport people to this shithole country — it’s inhumane,” Daniel Foote said in a letter addressed to Secretary of State Antony Blinken. “There are flies everywhere, and the natives are stinky. The average IQ here is 67. I’m coming back to the office now. I wouldn’t wish this place on my worst enemy.”
Mx. Foote went on to warn by way of post salutation: “Don’t try to stop me or I’ll pull another Zambia” — an apparent reference to his service as a U.S. ambassador, which ended rather abruptly with his expulsion from a different shithole country.
A career Deepartment of State man, Foote was appointed special envoy in July after the involuntary suicide of outgoing President Jovenel Moïse — a notorious antivaxxer who did not believe in Science™.
Moïse’s death helped spread awareness of COVID and the importance of getting vaccinated — hence the ongoing flood of undocumented migrants desperate for access to COVID Passports.
“This current wave of asylum seekers are not your typical asylees — they’re COVID refugees, not climate refugees,” immigration attorney Andy Kuntz told NPC Daily. “Which, uh, is not to say that we’ll actually be Pfizering them. But they’re a lot better off up here than they were down there — I hear Haiti is a real shithole.”
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