President Biden fixes the energy crisis with help from our greatest ally

He inherited the Trump problems and the Obama solutions

Energy prices have soared to record highs. This is by no means the fault of Joe Biden, because the Experts™ are in agreement that he inherited the Trump problems.

While bad actors will claim without evidence that curbing back our domestic oil production and surrendering our energy independence in the name of climate change may have played a role in this, such arguments are to be dismissed out of hand because they are missing context.

The truth is that capitalism and climate change and orangemanthropogenic climate change are the root causes of high energy prices.

READ: The only way to truly stop climate change is to block traffic and protest on busy highways

Fortunately, that’s all over now, and we have China and Joe Biden to thank.

While things were indeed looking rather bleak on Wednesday afternoon, by Thursday morning the President had everything right as (non-acid) rain.

LEFT: Crisis on Wednesday at 4 pm EST. RIGHT: Crisis averted (with help from our ally).

Trump spent four years struggling to accomplish what Joe Biden did in only 19 hours. Is it any wonder he is the most popular president in U.S. history?



Tina Pool

Media reporter. Twin sister to unapproved journalist Tim Pool, financée to male feminist vlogger Mx. Obvious. Everything on this site is satire.
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