We should legalize EVERYONE in the caravan and here’s why

Literally every human has a right to United States citizenship

As we know, there’s a peaceful group of migrants walking towards the southern border of the United States. Republicans and right wingers clearly hate this crowd because the people are brown and don’t speak English. That is the only reason.

Since the opinions of right wingers, Republicans and conservatives simply don’t matter, we should do the one morally acceptable, economically responsible and culturally appropriate thing to do – legalize everyone coming over. Leave no migrant un-naturalized.

It’s no secret that we have a homelessness problem here in America and many blue states. We don’t know what to do about that in particular, but we do know that the problem can be completely fixed by bringing in 20,000 more people with no homes, no assets and a language barrier.

Let us not forget the quote emblazoned on the Statue of Liberty:

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
F*ck Trump. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

So what should we do? Listen to the racist conservative rhetoric masking their hatred for brown people in the weak arguments of “we can’t support them” and “seriously.. where will they go?”

Of course not. because let’s face it – If there were 20,000 Norwegians coming into the country for the same reason, they would be welcomed with open arms. That’s why we should do the same with these brown people because if there’s one thing that these white conservatives should never do – it’s to judge a person’s character or opinion based solely on their skin color.


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