Democrats have taken back the House thanks to our reliable Undocumented Immigrants and Dreamers

Despite all odds, the blue wave came and swept through our nation all thanks to our reliable Undocumented Immigrants and Dreamers! Republicans have been hellbent on suppressing the votes of colored people, claiming that they’re not “eligible” to vote because they may not be “citizens” or “here legally.” This is of course a racist proposition given the fact that no human being is illegal.

That didn’t stop our efforts to win back America from the racist, bigoted, xenophobic, cis-gendered white males on the conservative side who will stop at nothing to generalize entire demographics of people based solely on their political views.

That being said, we have gathered thousands if not hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants, migrants, refugees, Dreamers and the like and got them to the polls. After all, us Liberals were the ones responsible for bringing them here and welcoming them as we push for open borders. They showed their gratitude for our efforts by voting blue – every single one of them!

If it weren’t for their help, it’s questionable whether or not we’d be able to win back the House at all – especially in California and New Mexico.

Now, we have our new champion. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the Democratic embodiment of the blue wave. She will gracefully bring about Socialism to the United States as she works her way up the congressional ranks, eventually running for president of the United States.

Future president of the United States, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Future president of the United States, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Since the Democrats have the house, we can almost guarantee that we will have evenĀ more undocumented immigrants, migrants, refugees and Dreamers coming through our golden gates to vote for our next savior of the country, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in 2020.


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