About NPC Daily
NPC Daily is a satire site, providing political and cultural commentary with wanton sarcasm. NPC Daily pokes fun of modern journalism and liberalism. If you believe one of our articles is real, it’s because the content is not too far adrift from what is published by mainstream news outlets. But, alas, our content is totally fictitious and is created to elicit laughs and bemusement.
NPC Daily doesn’t support physical or verbal attacks against anyone for any reason. We can assume no responsibility for anyone’s feelings or thoughts. We are blessed to live in a country that allows free speech, with laws that specifically shield humor from defamation and libel lawsuits. If you feel the need to complain about our content, we suggest you talk to your mother or a women’s study professor. If content might trigger negative emotions or if you choose to take offense, we recommend you exit the site and do not further consume the award-winning humor created by our authors, who have been specially trained in long-form sarcasm.
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I contact NPC Daily?
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How can I trust that NPC Daily is real and legitimate?
NPC Daily is not a not a legitimate or real news site. However, it is a legitimate source of a good laugh.
I read something in NPC Daily that is in fact completely fake and slander/libel is not appreciated. How can I sue NPC Daily?
Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. NPC Daily uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. NPC Daily is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
Can I submit an article or an idea for an article to NPC Daily?
Absolutely. Click here to submit an article or click contact to pitch an idea. If we like it, we will use it with your permission. If we don’t, we regretfully apologize. We have no intention of hurting your feelings to the point that you are in need of a safe space. The suicide hotline is 1-800-273-8255.