Lindsey Croft

Unpaid intern. Cousin to senior NPC Daily reporter Neville Percival Croft, Lindsey aspires to run for Congress just as soon as she is old enough. Everything on this site is satire.

April 28, 2020

Media enthusiasts are styling their pubic hair in support of journalism

Since the dawn of fashion, humyn beings have sought to express themselves by pulchrifying their private parts. In Elizabethian times,…
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December 17, 2019

PERSPECTIVES: Everything I don’t like should be banned

EDITOR’S NOTE: A submission from one of our bright and talented young interns. Truly there is hope for the future.…
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Media enthusiasts are styling their pubic hair in support of journalism

PERSPECTIVES: Everything I don’t like should be banned