Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

2 weeks ago

Octopus predicts landslide victory for Joe Biden

With the lockdown gradually easing, some of our NPC Daily staff members have been able to return to the office…
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2 weeks ago

We went to the ‘riots’ in Minneapolis, here’s what happened

There have been a lot of false rumours circling around that the peaceful protests occurring in the event of George…
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4 weeks ago

Friends of Journalism Discord banned by fascist moderators

“Journalists are oppressed now more than ever in history.” These stunning words spoken by one of the world’s greatest thinkers,…
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June 11, 2020

Life as a journalist: My Coronavirus struggles

Uncertain times have gripped our society. With the quarantine in full effect, many of the more margerined members of society…
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May 13, 2020

Catching up with Tim Pool: a 4 am interview with the beanie man timself

YouTuber Tim Pool is widely known for promoting far-right conspiracy theories without evidence, such as the mythical “media bias” and…
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May 1, 2020

There is nothing wrong with women cheating and here’s why

Let’s face it, womyn are oppressed. This is no recent phenomenon, rather one furthered by the oppressive Trump administration that…
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April 27, 2020

Queen Elizabeth endorses Joe Biden in a stunning display of bravery

For the past few years, our society has been plunged back into the dark ages ever since the orange fascist…
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April 20, 2020

The word Karen is sexist and needs to be banned and here’s why

Written by Neville Percival Croft TRIGGER WARNING: This article contains a word prone to giving people panic attacks and fits…
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March 31, 2020

Brave liberals eat toilet paper to protest Trumps racist rhetoric

It’s no secret that the greatest tragedy to have arisen from the Coronavirus (or Trump virus as we prefer to…
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February 13, 2020

Top 5 journalist news networks

We all love journalism. It’s no secret that journalists are the gatekeepers of our society, the light in the dark,…
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