Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

Trump

6 days ago

Trump deploys tanks to the southern border

Written by Neville Percival Croft Trump’s devilish tactics are nothing short of barbaric. Each day, thousands of innocent persyns of…
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Politics

2 weeks ago

Brave millennial donates heart to the Bernie Sanders campaign

Written by Neville Percival Croft Heartbreaking news, comrades; tragedy has befallen America’s best chance for the socialist utopia we’ve all…
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Climate Change

3 weeks ago

Greta is right, climate change has already ruined the life of every child in the world

Written by Neville Percival Croft It goes without saying that Greta Thunberg is a beacon of wisdom in this era…
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Culture

4 weeks ago

PewDiePie donates $50,000 to the Bernie Sanders campaign after being denied by ADL

Written by Neville Percival Croft Notorious cyber Nazi PewDiePie has been in the centre of an immense controversy. In a…
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Culture

September 12, 2019

Liberal activists push #VomitForVictory campaign to protest Trump

Written by Neville Percival Croft Liberals are always inventing new, exciting methods of protesting. We’ve seen activists drinking out of…
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Culture

September 8, 2019

Bad actors target journalism polls all over Facebook

Written by Neville Percival Croft Journalism is under attack. Everywhere you look, trustworthy and honest news networks like NPC Daily,…
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Culture

September 2, 2019

New Antifa dating app “Antifabulous” taking the world by storm!

Written by Neville Percival Croft Dating has become something increasingly pushed aside by the dashingly brave and fearless heroes of…
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Culture

August 30, 2019

Breaking: Twitter Ceo Jack Dorsey is a white supremacist Russian spy

Written by Neville Percival Croft Twitter has gone through some troubling times. Right wing echo chambers have been cropping up…
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Culture

August 27, 2019

Exclusive interview with senior Antifa activist

We all are aware of just how heroic and formidable our Antifa comrades are. Each day, they spend hours tirelessly…
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Culture

August 20, 2019

New research reveals that Jesus was indeed a homosexual

Written by Neville Percival Croft A remarkable new discovery has been made recently which is sure to shatter history as…
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