Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

2 weeks ago

“Is the way to #resist racism with more racism?” – Ask Neville

Dear Neville, My elderly grandmother recently told me that the way to #resist racism is not with more racism. I…
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3 weeks ago

Why the Harry Potter novels are problematic and need to be rewritten

Racism is everywhere. It permeates in our schools, manifests in our societal systems, and infests the very minds of your…
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4 weeks ago

Why it’s wrong and unfair to call the peaceful BLM protests ‘riots’

As Martin Luther King once said: “riots are the language of the unheard”. This has never been more apparent than…
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August 28, 2020

NPC Daily analysis: The DNC was clearly a beacon of hope while the RNC was a signal of hatred and bigotry

With the election swiftly approaching and an inevitable Biden victory soon to greet us, campaigning and activism has never been…
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August 20, 2020

PERSPECTIVES: Trump supporters stole my mailbox

It’s no secret that Trump supporters are the most dangerous, intolerant, and violent people in America. Attacks on persyns of…
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July 31, 2020

NPC Daily Fact Check with Neville Percival Croft

Right-wing Twitter abounds with hate facts and out-of-context clips showing peaceful Black Lives Matter demonstrators firebombing federal buildings. As progressive…
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July 3, 2020

Octopus predicts landslide victory for Joe Biden

With the lockdown gradually easing, some of our NPC Daily staff members have been able to return to the office…
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July 3, 2020

We went to the ‘riots’ in Minneapolis, here’s what happened

There have been a lot of false rumours circling around that the peaceful protests occurring in the event of George…
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June 19, 2020

Friends of Journalism Discord banned by fascist moderators

“Journalists are oppressed now more than ever in history.” These stunning words spoken by one of the world’s greatest thinkers,…
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June 11, 2020

Life as a journalist: My Coronavirus struggles

Uncertain times have gripped our society. With the quarantine in full effect, many of the more margerined members of society…
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