Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

Biden

November 24, 2020

Ronald Reagan posthumously voted for Joe Biden

There have been all sorts of falsehoods and inaccuracies circulating around the internet and beyond in light of the recent…
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Trump

November 2, 2020

20 reasons why Trump will lose 2020

November the 3rd grows ever closer. Liberation and freedom from the Trump regime draws ever closer as Joe Biden sets…
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Culture

October 30, 2020

Joe Biden set to replace Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore

Victory is on the horizon, comrades. With the inevitable Biden liberation upon us, his millions of supporters are making plans…
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Culture

October 27, 2020

Former Republican risks his life speaking out against Trump

We are at the brink of the collapse of American society. Now more than ever, brave activists and #resisters are…
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Politics

October 27, 2020

New NPC Daily poll predicts Biden landslide victory

If we know something, it’s that we know Joe and Joe knows us. The debates have proven to us that…
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Ask Neville

September 14, 2020

“Is the way to #resist racism with more racism?” – Ask Neville

Dear Neville, My elderly grandmother recently told me that the way to #resist racism is not with more racism. I…
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Culture

September 4, 2020

Why the Harry Potter novels are problematic and need to be rewritten

Racism is everywhere. It permeates in our schools, manifests in our societal systems, and infests the very minds of your…
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Culture

September 2, 2020

Why it’s wrong and unfair to call the peaceful BLM protests ‘riots’

As Martin Luther King once said: “riots are the language of the unheard”. This has never been more apparent than…
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Politics

August 28, 2020

NPC Daily analysis: The DNC was clearly a beacon of hope while the RNC was a signal of hatred and bigotry

With the election swiftly approaching and an inevitable Biden victory soon to greet us, campaigning and activism has never been…
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Ask Neville

August 20, 2020

PERSPECTIVES: Trump supporters stole my mailbox

It’s no secret that Trump supporters are the most dangerous, intolerant, and violent people in America. Attacks on persyns of…
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