Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

Ask Neville

3 days ago

Did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself? – Ask Neville

“I’m planning a trip to San Francisco with the missus. Are the hotel bathrooms generally equipped with toilets, or does…
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Culture

3 weeks ago

Star Wars director reveals that Palpatine and Kylo Ren were in a sexual relationship all along

Written by Neville Percival Croft We all know how sparsely populated Hollywood is when it comes to JLGBTQIA+ folks. Rarely…
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World Events

December 18, 2019

Boris Johnson only won the UK election because he colluded with Trump

Written by Neville Percival Croft Tragedy has struck once again. The tyrannical dictator Boris Johnson has once again seized power…
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Culture

December 9, 2019

“I played Roblox, now I’m in therapy” a harrowing story of an alt-right propaganda video game

It’s no secret that video games are weaponised as a tool to corrupt young minds. Now more than ever in…
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Culture

December 5, 2019

Baby Yoda is a hate symbol and should be banned

We all know how hateful Star Wars can be. Rampant white supremacy, sexism and general bigotry are perpetuated to a…
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Culture

December 2, 2019

The word ‘y’all” is racist and should be banned

TRIGGER WARNING: This article contains a bigoted word that may cause you to have an involuntary sensory overload. Please ensure…
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Culture

October 31, 2019

I’m dressing up as a white person this Halloween, and so should you

Written by Neville Percival Croft Halloween is a frightening time of year for most. Cultural appropriation lurks around every corner,…
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Trump

October 20, 2019

Trump caught harvesting blood of Kurdish soldiers in Istanbul Trump Tower

Written by Neville Percival Croft Recently, Trump has made the wrong, unjust and quite frankly insane decision to remove US…
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Culture

October 14, 2019

“I was radicalized by Joker, this is my story”…

Written by Neville Percival Croft It’s no surprise that the new Joker movie has unleashed an onslaught of radical, alt-right…
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Trump

October 7, 2019

Trump deploys tanks to the southern border

Written by Neville Percival Croft Trump’s devilish tactics are nothing short of barbaric. Each day, thousands of innocent persyns of…
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