Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

Coronavirus

1 week ago

Brave liberals eat toilet paper to protest Trumps racist rhetoric

It’s no secret that the greatest tragedy to have arisen from the Coronavirus (or Trump virus as we prefer to…
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Culture

February 13, 2020

Top 5 journalist news networks

We all love journalism. It’s no secret that journalists are the gatekeepers of our society, the light in the dark,…
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Culture

January 28, 2020

New Antifa chapter “Remain Antifa” takes a stand against the patriarchy and bigotry

It’s no secret that we live in dark times. The writhing claws of the patriarchy ensnare our society, bigots in…
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Ask Neville

January 21, 2020

Did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself? – Ask Neville

“I’m planning a trip to San Francisco with the missus. Are the hotel bathrooms generally equipped with toilets, or does…
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Culture

January 4, 2020

Star Wars director reveals that Palpatine and Kylo Ren were in a sexual relationship all along

Written by Neville Percival Croft We all know how sparsely populated Hollywood is when it comes to JLGBTQIA+ folks. Rarely…
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World Events

December 18, 2019

Boris Johnson only won the UK election because he colluded with Trump

Written by Neville Percival Croft Tragedy has struck once again. The tyrannical dictator Boris Johnson has once again seized power…
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Culture

December 5, 2019

Baby Yoda is a hate symbol and should be banned

We all know how hateful Star Wars can be. Rampant white supremacy, sexism and general bigotry are perpetuated to a…
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Culture

December 2, 2019

The word ‘y’all” is racist and should be banned

TRIGGER WARNING: This article contains a bigoted word that may cause you to have an involuntary sensory overload. Please ensure…
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Culture

October 31, 2019

I’m dressing up as a white person this Halloween, and so should you

Written by Neville Percival Croft Halloween is a frightening time of year for most. Cultural appropriation lurks around every corner,…
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Trump

October 20, 2019

Trump caught harvesting blood of Kurdish soldiers in Istanbul Trump Tower

Written by Neville Percival Croft Recently, Trump has made the wrong, unjust and quite frankly insane decision to remove US…
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