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The creator of NPC Daily. The mastermind behind the entire NPC Daily movement. Yes, this entire website is satire and not meant to be taken seriously. It's for fun. Chill. See "about" page for more details. Now that we got that taken care of, repeat after me: "Orange man the absolute worst."

Climate Change

2 weeks ago

Minorities are disproportionately killed by lightning strikes in storms caused by climate change

If there’s one thing we know without a doubt, it’s the climate change is first and foremost, a racial issue.…
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Trump

3 weeks ago

It’s time to admit that the January 6th Insurrection was worse than 9/11 and WWII combined

There have been horrible things that have happened throughout the history of peoplekind. There were savage bloody wars between peaceful…
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Culture

3 weeks ago

“Critical Gender Theory” an even more progressive push that fills the gaps left by “Critical Race Theory”

If there’s one thing we can all agree on by now, it’s the idea that “Critical Race Theory” is not…
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Coronavirus

May 19, 2021

“I will wear my mask even if I am vaccinated so I don’t appear like a science denying conservative”

More and more brave liberals and millennials are embracing the permanent mask life despite the CDC’s all-clear for mask removal…
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Biden

March 26, 2021

Biden’s Soft-Sided Migrant Overflow Facilities are Better and Safer than Trump’s Cages and Tents

If there’s one thing that Trump will forever be known for, it’s the fact that Trump physically went to the…
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Culture

February 5, 2021

According to Twitter poll, Ted Cruz may have sexually assaulted AOC at the capitol on January 6th

It’s no secret that AOC is completely honest with everything she says especially while she denigrates bigoted conservatives. That being…
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Politics

January 28, 2021

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a white supremacist for slamming Robinhood and here’s why

If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s the fact that anyone who slams Robinhood for pausing stock trades…
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Biden

January 21, 2021

It’s time to admit that Joe Biden is God

Today is a new day. Joe Biden is not only the new president of the United States, but he is…
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Biden

January 20, 2021

Joe Biden nominated for Nobel Peace Prize in record time after inauguration

Former president and domestic terrorist, Donald Trump, has done so much damage to our country that the very act of…
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Culture

January 12, 2021

It’s time to admit that anyone who uses Parler is a domestic terrorist

It’s no secret that all Republicans and conservatives harbor a disdain for women, minorities, the elderly, the disabled and the…
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