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The creator of NPC Daily. The mastermind behind the entire NPC Daily movement. Yes, this entire website is satire and not meant to be taken seriously. It's for fun. Chill. See "about" page for more details. Now that we got that taken care of, repeat after me: "Orange man the absolute worst."

Politics

March 9, 2019

It’s time to admit that our founding fathers wanted Democratic Socialism

On the glorious day on July 4th, 1776, the founding fathers gathered together and declared America’s independence from British influence.…
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Campus News

March 9, 2019

How to make a campus safe space – the progressive guide for college campuses

Safe spaces are rooms or facilities designated for individuals to occupy when they feel threatened or attacked. These safe spaces…
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Politics

March 9, 2019

Kathy Griffin considers running for president in 2020

It’s no secret that liberals and progressives are bullied consistently at a high frequency and volume by the mainstream media.…
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Culture

March 8, 2019

Liberals are locking themselves in cages to protest Trump’s racist immigration policies

In a brave display of disdain for President Trump’s immigration and border policies, liberals are taking it upon themselves to…
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Culture

March 8, 2019

Millennials are getting the Bernie 2020 logo tattooed on their face as a brave show of support

Unless you have the time, money and resources to remove them, tattoos are permanent. That’s why it’s always recommended to…
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Politics

March 7, 2019

The Flat Earth Society officially endorses Bernie Sanders 2020

In a shocking turn of events, the Flat Earth Society has officially announced that they fully endorse Bernie Sanders for…
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Trump

March 6, 2019

Trump promises protection of hate speech on college campuses through executive order

It’s been an eventful week for hatred and bigotry in our country but the conclusion of it peaked at CPAC…
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Politics

March 6, 2019

“I donated my college fund to the Bernie 2020 campaign because education will be free when he’s elected”

Bernie Sanders’ 2020 presidential campaign is raising money faster than Trump’s wall fund. The numbers speak for themselves. In just…
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Culture

March 5, 2019

“Help Jussie Smollett fight hate crimes” GoFundMe raises five million in two days by generous liberals

It’s no secret that the whole Jussie Smollett situation has been shrouded in mystery but one thing is certain –…
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Culture

March 5, 2019

Liberals are vowing to not have children until Green New Deal passes

Our planet is on the brink of another mass extinction. Environmental specialist and economic visionary Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez puts the end…
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