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Culture

November 20, 2018

Liberals are leading by example – opening their doors to refugees, migrants and homeless

If there’s one thing we know – it’s that homeless people, migrants, refugees and undocumented immigrants are completely safe. The…
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Trump

November 20, 2018

Trump pardons racist turkey with bigoted ideologies and ties to Putin

Most turkeys are harmless creatures systematically hunted and slaughtered for the racist holiday of Thanksgiving, but Trump set a new…
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Politics

November 20, 2018

It’s time to pick between Nancy Pelosi of the DNC and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of the New Progressives

The blue wave hit America hard but it’s time to understand that the war is far from over. In fact,…
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Culture

November 20, 2018

Democrats push to revoke Minority Card for Mexicans after Tijuana protests

TIJUANA, MEXICO – Hundreds of Tijuana residents marched in protest against the arrival of the first major wave of the…
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Politics

November 20, 2018

Trump endorses Nancy Pelosi, which makes her a white nationalist just like him

In a stunning revelation to the Democratic party, it’s been all but confirmed that Nancy Pelosi is a white nationalist…
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Campus News

November 19, 2018

MAGA hats reported to trigger PTSD in millennial university students across America

The blue wave was enough to calm the nerves of millennial college students across the nation. Data from University of…
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Trump

November 19, 2018

Trump responsible for climate change disproportionately affecting California via wildfires

Trump does not hide the fact that he believes climate change is a hoax made up by China so he…
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Culture

November 19, 2018

This Thanksgiving, don’t serve turkey to your conservative relatives

Thanksgiving is right around the corning. It’s the day where families are supposed to come together and celebrate everything they’re…
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Campus News

November 18, 2018

Campus Rape Culture Explained – and it far worse than you have EVER imagined

Campus rape culture is one of the most prevalent and persistent problem plaguing American universities. It used to be 1…
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Guns and Gun Violence

November 17, 2018

Eric Swalwell is right – the US should use nuclear force as a last resort to disarm citizens of assault weapons

On Friday, November 16th, California representative Eric Swalwell put forth a chilling yet brave statement for dealing with the uncontrollable…
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