Pepe Johnson
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Culture
Brave white progressives donate their own organs to Black Lives Matter
We all know black lives matter more than white lives. Brave socialist progressives chastise white people 24/7 for being white…
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Coronavirus
COVID-19 case death numbers to include shark attack victims
As 98 per cent of all journalists know, keeping the COVID case numbers and the COVID fatality numbers as high…
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Politics
House Democrats demand statehood for Mars
These are historic times. As brave Democrats prepare to vote for any one who runs against Trump, the woke Democratic…
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World Events
A primer on betting lines on Ghislaine Maxwell’s suicide
Americans love to gamble. This year, for our own safety, Democratic rulers have shut down all the major things we…
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Culture
The Macarena named as NFL Latinx Anthem
Everyone loves the Macarena. So it came as no surprise to any of us when NFL Commisioner Roger Goodell announced…
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Coronavirus
Governor Gretchen Whitmer extends lockdown for white people only
Everyone loves Gretchen Whitmer. Who doesn’t enjoy listening to her voice? We all know she would be qualified to be…
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Culture
“History” classes to be banned in public schools under new bill
Every day it seems like the news gets better and the future looks brighter, thanks to Democratic leadership across the…
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Culture
All cop shows to be removed from television
The stunning bravery of mainstream media never ceases to leave us all in woke amazement. Today, all major networks have…
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Culture
United Nations Welcomes Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Let’s face facts: all Americans love an underdog. It is no surprise that every one in America is applauding the…
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Culture
Brave liberals bend over for Black Lives Matter
One thing we can all agree on is that the Black Lives Matter movement is not getting their fair share…
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