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Coronavirus
Joe Biden’s Social Distancing Tips
Let’s face it – only Joe Biden can be counted on to tackle the big issues facing America, like “social…
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Politics
Corn Pop officially endorses Joe Biden
Look, let’s be clear. Joe Biden is the only one who can accomplish the entire Democratic platform for 2020, which…
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Politics
Top 3 Reasons You Should Still Give Elizabeth Warren $3 Today
Let’s face it: When Elizabeth Warren announced that she was suspending her presidential campaign, America’s heart dropped, except for a…
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Trump
Bombshell Report: Trump Offered to Sell California to Putin for One Dollar
Let’s face it: this was a tough week for Democrats, none of which was our fault. The orange man is…
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Politics
Pelosi misplaces Articles of Impeachment
BREAKING: Articles of Impeachment are missing. We have all waited every day for Trump to leave office since he was…
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Culture
San Francisco 49ers announce open bathrooms for NFL playoffs
Its time to face facts: gender discrimination in public bathrooms is a national scar. Forcing people to choose between “Men’s…
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Politics
Nancy Pelosi applies to Pope Francis for “Abortion Waiver” to take communion
Let’s face it: no one is a more devout Catholic than Nancy Pelosi. She prays for the country, San Francisco,…
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Politics
Hunter Biden demands free abortion for Baby Mama
Let’s face it: because Trump is president, not everyone can get all the free abortions they deserve, which is a…
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Politics
Katie Hill to lead Trump impeachment inquiry
Let’s face it: every day we all wake up, turn on CNN and wait to find out when Trump is…
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Politics
Kurds endorse Joe Biden for President
All Democratic presidential hopefuls favor staying at war in the Middle East forever, as do all Americans except Trump. So…
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