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Muppets of color team up with Michelle Obama to educate children about race
COVID-19 has already claimed the lives of three quarters of the world’s population, and we haven’t even started in on…
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PERSPECTIVES: I failed to put my son on hormones so now he thinks he’s a boy
When my child was four years old, “he” chose to creatively express “himself” via a performance piece critical of certain…
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Syria bombed following a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and institutional failures
President Biden’s stutter got the better of him on Thursday after a particularly challenging crossword puzzle in which his chaperone…
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Gina Careno CANCELLED for sharing hate facts on Instagram
Conservative sneuflakes are once again whining about “cancel culture”, which has been scientifically proven by independent fact-checkers not to exist.…
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Biden issues executive order declaring Wall Street “America’s Heartland”
If there is one thing to be said of the Wall Street aristocracy, it is that they truly care about…
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Joe Biden declared rightful winner of 2008 and 2012 presidential elections
President-Elect Joe Biden has been retroactively declared winner of the 2008 and 2012 U.S. presidential elections. While both victories were…
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Netflix announces upcoming release of Charlie Brown Kwanza special
Charlie Brown’s Kwanza Special is coming to Netflix! Featuring the voice talent of Shia LaBeouf as Charlie Black and Brown,…
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The foreign stimulus package is an unmitigated disaster
House Speaker Nanzi Pelosi awoke the morning after Safe Harbor of a mind to pass an economic stimulus bill. With…
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New York bans American flag and other hate symbols from public property
Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed into law a bill banning American flags and other hate symbols from public property. READ:…
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NYPD begins mass relocation of Orthodox Jews to assisted living facilities
Emmy award-winning governor Andrew Cuomo has issued an executive order effectively relocating New York City’s entire Jewish population into nursing…
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