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One of our wage slave writers contracted with NPC Daily. Repeat after me - orange man bad. Everything on this site is satire.

1 week ago

American Association of Poison Control Centers reports surge in accidental redpillings

Poison control centers across the nation have been receiving calls regarding accidental exposure to problematic content on social media —…
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3 weeks ago

White supremacy runs rampant among queer Canadian cops

West Vancouver police have come under fire after taking to social media in a malicious attempt to doxx a pair…
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June 30, 2020

Hotep Jesus quits Twitter after successfully blocking all 330 million users

Self-identified “black man” and unrepentant capitalist Hotep Jesus has quit Twitter after achieving his apparent goal of blocking every last…
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June 27, 2020

NPC DAILY FACT CHECK: Is Donald Trump responsible for the Trump Virus?

CLAIM: “The coronavirus originated in China.” FALSE. The World Health Organization says it is racist to claim the Wuhan Virus…
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June 25, 2020

BREAKING: Donald Trump nukes protesters gathered on White House Lawn

This is a developing story. Updates will be made available once we regain contact with our White House correspondent.
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June 23, 2020

White progressives form racially-segregated autonomous zone to protect people of color

Peaceful #BlackLivesMatter activists have attempted to establish another CHAZ, this time in the very heart of our nation’s capitol. On…
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June 18, 2020

Unapproved journalism CANCELLED as Google and NBC team up to take down right-wing news sites

The Alt-Right suffered a serious setback with Google’s ad cancellation of two Stormfrontesque propaganda sites, The Federalist and Zero Hedge.…
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June 13, 2020

Cardi B establishes second autonomous zone, ousts Washington governor Jay Inslee

OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON. Several city blocks fell to armed #BlackLivesMatter protestors late Thursday evening, giving rise to what now marks Washington…
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June 5, 2020

NPC Daily contributor Anna Slatz gets out of Gitmo

NPC Daily contributor Anna Slatz was detained Tuesday evening via executive order and shipped off to Guantanamo Bay, where she…
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June 3, 2020

NPC Daily contributor Anna Slatz illegally detained by U.S. government

NPC Daily contributor Anna Slatz was arrested Tuesday evening and reportedly shipped off to Guantanamo Bay in the Trump Administration’s…
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