Month: December 2019

FBI raid on Santa’s Workshop leaves five dead, four in federal custody
World Events

FBI raid on Santa’s Workshop leaves five dead, four in federal custody

An intense two-hour standoff has ended with Santa Claus and three of his elves being taken into federal custody. FBI…
Communist China is the number one travel destination this holiday season
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Communist China is the number one travel destination this holiday season

Nice prace to go for horiday is Peopre Repubric of China. Peopre are frienry. No peasan arrorr in city, onry…
Get woke, go broke: capitalism is driving us into poverty
Culture

Get woke, go broke: capitalism is driving us into poverty

Social justice isn’t cheap, and NPC Daily has fallen upon hard times. Neville‘s safe space is out of crayons and…
Secret Nazi Newspaper: Male feminist vlogger Mx. Obvious uncovers bigotry at The Washington Post
Hate Crimes

Secret Nazi Newspaper: Male feminist vlogger Mx. Obvious uncovers bigotry at The Washington Post

Boasting forty-seven Pulitzer prizes and a dark green smiley-face from Journalist Excellence Worldwide, The Washington Post has long been one…
Boris Johnson only won the UK election because he colluded with Trump
World Events

Boris Johnson only won the UK election because he colluded with Trump

Written by Neville Percival Croft Tragedy has struck once again. The tyrannical dictator Boris Johnson has once again seized power…
PERSPECTIVES: Everything I don’t like should be banned
Culture

PERSPECTIVES: Everything I don’t like should be banned

EDITOR’S NOTE: A submission from one of our bright and talented young interns. Truly there is hope for the future.…
It’s time to admit that “Orange Man Bad” is the only legitimate reason for impeachment
Trump

It’s time to admit that “Orange Man Bad” is the only legitimate reason for impeachment

With the impeachment underway, there has been that the articles of impeachment themselves are obscure and not legitimate. The “Obstruction…
Nancy Pelosi applies to Pope Francis for “Abortion Waiver” to take communion
Politics

Nancy Pelosi applies to Pope Francis for “Abortion Waiver” to take communion

Let’s face it: no one is a more devout Catholic than Nancy Pelosi. She prays for the country, San Francisco,…
Be stunning or start running: Italian Mafia openly embraces LGBTQIAP+ lifestyle
Culture

Be stunning or start running: Italian Mafia openly embraces LGBTQIAP+ lifestyle

The Mafia is officially dropping its ban on gender diversity, following reports that the crime families of Southern Italy have…
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