Month: January 2020
Political activists push for the United States to join the EU
Politics
January 31, 2020
Political activists push for the United States to join the EU
As Trump claimed countless times, he is a nationalist. Most agree that he is a white nationalist, but when it…
The SHOCKING truth behind Brexit revealed: “We’re Brexiting the bloody continent!”
World Events
January 31, 2020
The SHOCKING truth behind Brexit revealed: “We’re Brexiting the bloody continent!”
by Nigel P. Crustingham, staff writer An anonymous MI6 whistleblower has revealed the SHOCKING truth behind Brexit, proving that the…
Bernie Sanders campaign courts moderate voters: “After we abolish landlords, we don’t have to kill them”
Politics
January 29, 2020
Bernie Sanders campaign courts moderate voters: “After we abolish landlords, we don’t have to kill them”
Project Veritas has released the fourth installment of its Bernie Sanders exposé, allowing us to hear from some of the…
Male feminist vlogger Mx. Obvious endorses Bernie Sanders
Culture
January 28, 2020
Male feminist vlogger Mx. Obvious endorses Bernie Sanders
The duly-elected President of North Korea has joined his Iranian counterpart in formally endorsing Bernie Sanders, reports male feminist vlogger…
New Antifa chapter “Remain Antifa” takes a stand against the patriarchy and bigotry
Culture
January 28, 2020
New Antifa chapter “Remain Antifa” takes a stand against the patriarchy and bigotry
It’s no secret that we live in dark times. The writhing claws of the patriarchy ensnare our society, bigots in…
It’s time to admit that the science is on Amy Klobuchar’s side
Politics
January 24, 2020
It’s time to admit that the science is on Amy Klobuchar’s side
Alt-right provocateur and Chief Creative Officer for Turning Point USA Benny Johnson has finally realized the error of his ways…
J.K. Rowling demands equal representation for mermaids, cyclopes, and other fantastic creatures
Culture
January 23, 2020
J.K. Rowling demands equal representation for mermaids, cyclopes, and other fantastic creatures
by Nigel P. Crustingham, staff writer A groundbreaking new study has revealed that contrary to the research previously put forth…
Did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself? – Ask Neville
Ask Neville
January 21, 2020
Did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself? – Ask Neville
“I’m planning a trip to San Francisco with the missus. Are the hotel bathrooms generally equipped with toilets, or does…
The 5 Most Common Lawsuits Filed Against Businesses
Sponsored
January 20, 2020
The 5 Most Common Lawsuits Filed Against Businesses
As you may know, lawsuits against businesses are not rare – at all! Almost every single day, we hear news…
It’s Trump’s fault that Puerto Rico didn’t give their people the hurricane resources provided by Trump
Climate Change
January 20, 2020
It’s Trump’s fault that Puerto Rico didn’t give their people the hurricane resources provided by Trump
Facts are facts. When the might of Hurricane Maria ravaged and devastated Puerto Rico, the people of color inhabiting that…