Month: April 2020
Media enthusiasts are styling their pubic hair in support of journalism
Culture
April 28, 2020
Media enthusiasts are styling their pubic hair in support of journalism
Since the dawn of fashion, humyn beings have sought to express themselves by pulchrifying their private parts. In Elizabethian times,…
Queen Elizabeth endorses Joe Biden in a stunning display of bravery
Politics
April 27, 2020
Queen Elizabeth endorses Joe Biden in a stunning display of bravery
For the past few years, our society has been plunged back into the dark ages ever since the orange fascist…
It’s time to admit that COVID-19 would have never happened if Hillary Clinton were president
Coronavirus
April 27, 2020
It’s time to admit that COVID-19 would have never happened if Hillary Clinton were president
So many things would have been different had America not fallen to darkness in 2016. There is little doubt that…
NPC Daily Fact Check: Did Trump LIE about “angrily” eating a hamburger?
Trump
April 27, 2020
NPC Daily Fact Check: Did Trump LIE about “angrily” eating a hamburger?
On Sunday, April 26th at precisely 11:28 Left Coast Standard Time, Donald Trump tweeted out the following claim: ….schedule and…
Trump encourages COVID-19 patients to inject household cleaners directly into their veins
Trump
April 24, 2020
Trump encourages COVID-19 patients to inject household cleaners directly into their veins
At a Thursday afternoon press brief briefing, Donald Trump called upon COVID-19 patients to inject themselves with common household chemicals…
The word Karen is sexist and needs to be banned and here’s why
Culture
April 20, 2020
The word Karen is sexist and needs to be banned and here’s why
Written by Neville Percival Croft TRIGGER WARNING: This article contains a word prone to giving people panic attacks and fits…
New York resident who claimed to have dirt on Hillary Clinton dies of coronavirus
Coronavirus
April 16, 2020
New York resident who claimed to have dirt on Hillary Clinton dies of coronavirus
If there’s one thing we know beyond the shadow of a doubt, it’s that Hillary Clinton did nothing wrong –…
It’s time to admit that China did an extraordinary job at handling COVID-19 and should be praised
Coronavirus
April 10, 2020
It’s time to admit that China did an extraordinary job at handling COVID-19 and should be praised
It’s abundantly clear that conservatives and right wingers love to express their racism against minorities – and the coronavirus pandemic…
Five reasons we should ignore the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden
Politics
April 8, 2020
Five reasons we should ignore the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden
As we have heard, Joe Biden was accused of sexually assaulting a woman over the past few years. Generally speaking,…
Why you shouldn’t panic if you donated your life savings to the Bernie 2020 campaign
Politics
April 8, 2020
Why you shouldn’t panic if you donated your life savings to the Bernie 2020 campaign
In a disappointing turn of events, Bernie Sanders was forced out of the presidential race due to antisemitic death threats…