Month: October 2020
Joe Biden set to replace Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore
Culture
October 30, 2020
Joe Biden set to replace Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore
Victory is on the horizon, comrades. With the inevitable Biden liberation upon us, his millions of supporters are making plans…
Bigfoot Endorses Joe Biden
Politics
October 30, 2020
Bigfoot Endorses Joe Biden
Let’s face it: we can all use some good news, no matter where it comes from. Today, the usually shy…
Joe Biden’s basement named national historic place
Politics
October 29, 2020
Joe Biden’s basement named national historic place
Whom amongst hasn’t marvelled at Joe Biden’s bravery during this presidential campaign. Each day our confidence in his razor-sharp ability…
Pope pardons Biden family for lifetimes of sins
World Events
October 28, 2020
Pope pardons Biden family for lifetimes of sins
If there’s one thing Democrats all do when they’ve been wronged, it’s “turn the other cheek”. For decades, Joe Biden…
Former Republican risks his life speaking out against Trump
Culture
October 27, 2020
Former Republican risks his life speaking out against Trump
We are at the brink of the collapse of American society. Now more than ever, brave activists and #resisters are…
New NPC Daily poll predicts Biden landslide victory
Politics
October 27, 2020
New NPC Daily poll predicts Biden landslide victory
If we know something, it’s that we know Joe and Joe knows us. The debates have proven to us that…
Biden ENDED Trump in Last Night’s Debate, Trump ADMITTED Ending the Paris Accord, Drumph is Finished
Politics
October 23, 2020
Biden ENDED Trump in Last Night’s Debate, Trump ADMITTED Ending the Paris Accord, Drumph is Finished
The experts are all in agreement — Tim Pool does not qualify as an expert in anything — Joe Biden…
NPC DAILY FACT CHECK: Did Joe Biden call black people “super predators”?
Politics
October 22, 2020
NPC DAILY FACT CHECK: Did Joe Biden call black people “super predators”?
CLAIM: Joe Biden called black people “super predators”. FALSE. Liar in Chief Donald tRump recently claimed without evidence (presumably under…
Biden appoints Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to be White House Minister of Propaganda
Politics
October 22, 2020
Biden appoints Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to be White House Minister of Propaganda
Let’s face it: we all wake up eagerly anticipating the daily torrent of information from former Vice President Biden about…
CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin takes leave of absence for self-care
Culture
October 21, 2020
CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin takes leave of absence for self-care
We all know CNN is the most trusted Party-authorized news source. We have all enjoyed CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin’s…