Month: November 2020
Pope names Governor Cuomo as the next Catholic Saint
World Events
November 30, 2020
Pope names Governor Cuomo as the next Catholic Saint
In a long overdue move, Pope Francis has named Governor Andrew Cuomo a Saint. His saint name will be “Saint…
Now that fascism has been defeated in America, we can finally enforce COVID lockdowns without resistance
Coronavirus
November 24, 2020
Now that fascism has been defeated in America, we can finally enforce COVID lockdowns without resistance
It’s a bright day for American history when extreme far-right dictator Donald Trump has officially been voted out of office.…
Ronald Reagan posthumously voted for Joe Biden
Biden
November 24, 2020
Ronald Reagan posthumously voted for Joe Biden
There have been all sorts of falsehoods and inaccuracies circulating around the internet and beyond in light of the recent…
Biden tasks Dominion voting systems with keeping COVID count
Biden
November 23, 2020
Biden tasks Dominion voting systems with keeping COVID count
As January approaches, and the coronation of the most revered president in human history nears, Joe Biden is working tirelessly…
Joe Biden orders gas prices to be $9 per gallon on day one
Biden
November 19, 2020
Joe Biden orders gas prices to be $9 per gallon on day one
The number of stunning and brave initiatives Joe Biden and VP-elect Kamala Harris will accomplish on “Day One” keeps growing.…
DOD issues clarification: “We’re bring the troops home ALIVE, not in body bags”
Politics
November 18, 2020
DOD issues clarification: “We’re bring the troops home ALIVE, not in body bags”
The Department of Defense issued a much-need clarification for confused members of the legacy media on Wednesday, reassuring them that…
Joe Biden hints at nominating Corn Pop for US Secretary of Defense
Biden
November 13, 2020
Joe Biden hints at nominating Corn Pop for US Secretary of Defense
If there’s one thing our country needs, it’s a strong military with a strong Secretary of Defense. That’s probably why…
California Governor Gavin Newsom outlaws turkeys
Culture
November 13, 2020
California Governor Gavin Newsom outlaws turkeys
Fact check: no one knows more about how to correct the “American Way of Life” than California Governor Gavin Newsome,…
Why voter fraud is actually a force for good in removing Trump from office
Biden
November 12, 2020
Why voter fraud is actually a force for good in removing Trump from office
If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that Trump is an awful president. He single-handedly and personally murdered…
Cardinal McCarrick named to Biden Harris transition team
Biden
November 10, 2020
Cardinal McCarrick named to Biden Harris transition team
No one can spot talent like the Democratic National Committee. So when the DNC saw Cardinal Theodore McCarrick get laid…