6 days ago
President Biden fixes the energy crisis with help from our greatest ally
Energy prices have soared to record highs. This is by no means the fault of Joe Biden, because the Experts™…
1 week ago
NPC DAILY FACT CHECK: Did Joe Biden drop a hard ‘R’ during his Veterans Day Speech?
CLAIM: Alt-Right basement-dwelling internet trolls claim President Biden used a hard ‘R’ in reference to BIPOC sportsball player Satchel Page…
3 weeks ago
ChiselPharm Announces That Their Lobotomy Kits 99% Effective Against Jab Resistance
Everyone knows that unvaccinated people are literally Hitler. Even after learning that vaccines don’t make any real difference in whether…
September 24, 2021
Special envoy to Haiti resigns, citing untenable living conditions
The State Department’s special envoy to Haiti resigned his post on Thursday after issuing a scathing rebuke of the Biden…
September 23, 2021
Ripley returns in Alien: Reassignment
Xenomorph Zealots are rejoicing at the news that their beloved shero will be returning to the big screen to once…
