September 24, 2021
Special envoy to Haiti resigns, citing untenable living conditions
The State Department’s special envoy to Haiti resigned his post on Thursday after issuing a scathing rebuke of the Biden…
September 23, 2021
Ripley returns in Alien: Reassignment
Xenomorph Zealots are rejoicing at the news that their beloved shero will be returning to the big screen to once…
September 21, 2021
Afghan migrants and migrants from the open southern border can ensure a Democratic midterm victory
It’s no secret that Joe Biden’s approval rating is dipping slightly at the behest of white supremacy and hatred towards…
September 20, 2021
Biden Grants Citizenship to Chimeras
Joe Biden has worked tirelessly and patiently to solve the world’s problems. So far this year he has all but…
September 16, 2021
New Poll Shows Biden Approval Rating at 99 Percent on Afghanistan
KABUL-At last there is a new poll with reliable, uplifting news. In a stunning and brave communique today, the Taliban…
